Just Go Away

How do you spell irrelevant, you spell it P-E-N-C-E. How do you spell spineless, spell it P-E-N-C-E. And how do you spell diabolically. interminably boring, that’s right, it’s P-E-N-C-E.

After removing the tire marks on his back that came from being pushed under the bus by trump during the riot at the capitol, Pence is on the campaign trail looking to seize the 2024 presidential nomination unless trump or Mrs. Pence says he can’t have it or the country just falls asleep first.