A Little Sunshine

There is so much to be grateful for and it could be so much worse. Here’s my list of positives.

I don’t feel like spiders are all over my body.

The Black Plague lasted more than 100 years. COVID-19 can’t last nearly that long.

I’m not quarantined with Trump.

I’m not quarantined with Pence.

I’m not quarantined with McConnell.

I look at this as if I was in a bad accident and I couldn’t get around for a few months.

I don’t have an STD.

My computer doesn’t freeze every two minutes.

I’m not serving a life sentence in prison.

I didn’t get a call from my urologist asking me to call him right away.

There isn’t flooding so bad that my house has vanished.

There are no registered pedophiles in my neighborhood.

My neighbor hasn’t threatened to kill me.

I don’t have only cold water in the shower.

I’m not in school any more.

My eyes don’t hurt.

A police SWAT team is not banging on my door.

I’m not quarantined with Trump. (Oops, I said that already).

There is no blood in my stool.

ARod has not bought the Mets.

I don’t have one splinter.

My motorcycle is fine.

I haven’t stubbed my toe in a long time.

There has never been a poisonous snake in my house.

I’m not deaf, dumb, blind and a quadraplegic with two days to live.

I’ve never been in a really, really bad accident.

I didn’t get a registered letter from the IRS.

I’m not quarantined with Pence (Damn, I said that already).

I have never been lynched nor almost lynched, nor have I ever been electrocuted.

My tooth doesn’t hurt.

I’ve never been to a Trump rally.

I’ve never been to a Trump rally.

I’ve never been to a Trump rally.

I’ve never been to a Trump rally.

I don’t itch all over.

I’ve never been dead, in my whole life.

No one has ever tried to poison me.

The radio is not stuck on soft rock.

There is only a little chance that an asteroid will destroy earth.

The nail I just stepped on is not rusty.

I’ve never been to a Trump rally.

I’ve never been to a Trump rally.

I’ve never been to a Trump rally.

I’ve never been to a Trump rally.

Kangaroos can still carry babies in their pouches.

And I could care less about the air speed of an African swallow.

There, that’s my list. Hope it brightened your day.