Trump And Body Odor, Perfect Together, While Kinzinger Farts
If ever there was a time we needed comic relief, it is now.
But first, there are serious matters that threaten the nation, all at the hands of the ongoing madness and pure evil that is trump.
For his Christmas message, trump did not wish peace and joy, he did not invoke the beauty of the birth of the son of God, he did not call for all people to join in a mutual message of shared humanity.
Nope. Trump moaned on Christmas eve about President Joe Biden ruining Christmas with “madness and doom.”
“It’s hard to have a truly great Christmas when you have a Crooked and Incompetent President who wants to put his Political Opponent in jail, and who has been working hard (for a change!), illegally using all of the levers of Law Enforcement, to do so,” trump wrote on Truth Social. “We are in the fight of our lives to save our Country from MADNESS & DOOM. MAGA 2024!!!”
Did the former president call on Americans to consider those less fortunate, even if for just one day? No, he took the time to talk about his favorite topic, himself and how he in his paranoid mind, he continues to be persecuted.
In one post, he claims that “almost everyone agrees” including the “crazed Radical Left Lunatics” that the Colorado Supreme Court was wrong to decide to keep trump’s name off the ballot of the Republican presidential primary because trump had violated the 14th amendment when he urged on the insurrectionists at the Jan. 6 riot at the Capitol by trump supporters.
Did trump take the special and cherished moment of Christmas eve to focus on the needs of Americans? Absolutely not, he ranted about himself and how he has “presidential immunity” from any prosecutions, including those already adjudicated, such as the civil defamation case that E. Jean Carroll won after claiming that trump raped her in the 1990s.
It would seem that trump was literally foaming at the mouth when he typed, in all caps, that “THEY SPIED ON MY CAMPAIGN, LIED TO CONGRESS, CHEATED ON FISA, RIGGED A PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION, ALLOWED MILLIONS OF PEOPLE, MANY FROM PRISONS & MENTAL INSTITUTIONS, TO INVADE OUR COUNTRY, SCREWED UP IN AFGHANISTAN, & JOE BIDEN’S MISFITS & THUGS, LIKE DERANGED JACK SMITH, ARE COMING AFTER ME, AT LEVELS OF PERSECUTION NEVER SEEN BEFORE IN OUR COUNTRY??? IT’S CALLED ELECTION INTERFERENCE. MERRY CHRISTMAS!”
Trump supporter, far, far right journalist Laura Loomer was in an equally festive mood when she said that trump will be assassinated by the “Deep State.” Loomer suggested that if trump is not re-elected, this Christmas may be the last one ever.
Meanwhile, trump has doubled down and repeated his accusations that his opponents are “vermin” and that immigrants are “poisoning the blood of our country” using language that beckons back to Adolf Hitler’s hateful attacks on Jews in his manifesto “Mein Kampf.” For his part, trump said the comparisons with Hitler are unfair because trump never read Mein Kampf.
“I never knew that Hitler said it,” trump said. “I never read ‘Mein Kampf.’ … I know nothing about it. I’m not a student of Hitler. I never read his works. They say that he said something about blood. He didn’t say it the way I said it, either, by the way, it’s a very different kind of a statement. (How did trump know if he never read ‘Mein Kampf’?) What I’m saying when I talk about people coming into our country is they are destroying our country.”
Trump has said that immigrants from Asia, Africa and South America are “coming from all over the world. We are poisoning our country. We’re poisoning the blood of our country.”
The unhinged, unrepentant, compassion-challenged trump has not backed off his pledge to reimpose a ban on travel to the U.S. from Muslim-majority countries, creating mass detention centers and possibly repeating the evil action of his administration of separating children from their parents at the border.
Trump also accused Biden of overseeing a Soviet-style persecution of Catholics and claimed FBI undercover spies are about to infiltrate the churches. Biden has said he is a “ practicing Catholic” and is just the second Catholic president after JFK.
“Under Crooked Joe Biden, Christians and Americans of faith are being persecuted like nothing this nation has ever seen before,” Trump said in the video posted to Truth Social.
“Catholics in particular are being targeted and evangelicals are surely on the watch list as well,” trump posted with no substantiation. “Over the past three years, the Biden administration has sent SWAT teams to arrest pro-life activists. The FBI has been caught profiling devout Catholics as possible domestic terrorists and planning to send undercover spies into Catholic churches, just like in the old days of the Soviet Union.”
Trump also repeated his “promise” to end Obamacare, the national health insurance program that protects millions of Americans. Trump said he would replace Obamacare with a new, more efficient and less expensive program, the same claims he made prior to his 2016 election. Despite campaign promises, trump never dismantled Obamacare.
Trump also said he may name his acting defense secretary Christopher Miller to lead the Pentagon if trump is reelected. Trump appointed Miller to be his acting defense secretary on Nov. 9, 2020, after firing former Pentagon chief Mark Esper and other top Defense Department officials in the days after the presidential election.
Miller was strongly criticized in connection with the attack at the U.S. Capitol by Trump supporters on Jan. 6, 2021. Miller approved the deployment of the National Guard to help the Capitol Police, but critics say the troops arrived hours too late. Miller later told Congress that he was concerned that sending troops to the Capitol would fuel fears of a military coup.
Another dark Christmas message came from a Texas Republican who sent out holiday cards showing him wearing a jolly Christmas sweater, standing in front of a Christmas tree and carrying an assault rifle. The candidate, Brandon Herrera, hopes to win a seat in Congress to represent the district that includes Uvalde, Texas, the location of Robb Elementary School where a mass shooter used an assault rifle in May 2022 to kill 21 people, including 19 children.
Herrera, who owns a firearms manufacturing company, wished “Merry Christmas from my family to yours” while extending a hope that his followers have “a safe one (Christmas) with family and friends.”
At the same time, Rep. Marjorie Taylor-Greene, R-Ga., visited a gun club and was filmed shooting assault weapons while she warned Americans that “a well-armed citizenry provides the safest communities.” Greene vehemently opposes gun control laws.
Michele Bachman, a former Republican presidential candidate and member of congress from Minnesota, also a strong trump supporter, told a gathering of right wingers at the annual AmericaFest rally in Arizona that the Palestinians in Gaza should be ethnically cleansed and “removed” and the area turned into a national park. Bachman called the over two million Palestinians in Gaza “clever assassins” and “hired mercenaries” for Iran, proposing they be “dropped on the doorstep of Iran.”
The phrase “comic relief” refers to a humorous or lighthearted interlude in a serious or tragic work of literature, drama, or film. First used in 1783, comic relief provides a brief break from the tension and emotions of the plot. In this case, the comic relief asks whether there is any adult in the room and ends with the definitive observation, whoever smelt it, dealt it.
A new hashtag, #TrumpSmells, sniffed its way to the top of X formerly known as Twitter. It involves claims made by former Illinois Republican Congressman Adam Kinzinger that trump has an “odor” that is “truly something to behold.”
“I’m genuinely surprised how people close to Trump haven’t talked about the odor. It’s truly something to behold. Wear a mask if you can,” posted Kinzinger who has consistently claimed that trump stunk, metaphorically.
Adding to the odor, comedian Kathy Griffin told trump’s niece, Mary Trump, that her Uncle Donald smelled “like body odor with kind of like scented makeup products. Donald has a distinct smell that doesn’t get enough press.”
The trump campaign leaped on the high road and retorted that “Adam Kinzinger had farted on live TV and is an unemployed fraud. He has disgraced his country and disrespects everyone around him because he is a sad individual who is mad about how his miserable life has turned out.”
Trump’s spokesperson did not deny claims about odor and provided no evidence of Kinzinger flatulating on television. Trump, however, has been seen apparently releasing gas on TV and at meetings.
In February 2018, trump and a bipartisan group of lawmakers met to discuss gun violence, when trump apparently farted while sitting next to the late Sen. Diane Feinstein, D-Calif.
Noel Casler, a former staffer on The Apprentice, claimed in a video that trump’s foul odor was apparent on the set of the ex-president’s reality show.
“He would often soil himself on The Apprentice set. He’s incontinent from all the speed, all the Adderall he does, all the cocaine that he’s done for decades…His [bowels] are uncontrollable,” Casler said.
Casler claimed trump wore diapers that would have to be changed during the show. The dirty job fell to Keity Schiller, who was director of security for The Trump Organization and later served as Deputy Assistant to trump and Director of Oval Office Operations during the trump presidency.
The Lincoln Project, a group fighting against trump’s reelection, released an ad over the weekend that says trump “smells bad.” The post on X featured a roughly 40-second video titled, “Limburger,” that shows pictures of garbage, feces, old cheese, and soiled diapers, while voices in the video are sniffing and coughing.
During one shot of the Trump Tower, a voice says, “Claiming the former president smells bad.” Comedian Griffin is then heard saying, trump smells “like body odor with a scented makeup product.” Another voice is heard saying, “Ew, Donald. Is that you?”
British broadcaster Piers Morgan came to the defense of his friend and said trump smells like “quite expensive aftershave … not overly done, just a light, gentle aroma. You imagine he’d smell like some flamboyant nightclub owner in the 70s, but he doesn’t.”
Morgan said trump gives out a whiff of hairspray “’cause it is permanently coiffured.”
Now on to farting, also known as breaking wind, passing gas, cutting the cheese, cutting one loose, ripping one or tooting, the expulsion of gas from the intestines via the anus.
Published accounts refer to a moment of horse flatulence involving no fewer than five U.S. presidents who became the butt of the joke.
One such moment came while then-president trump visited the United Kingdom and met with Queen Elizabeth II. During the trip, Trump was treated to a horse-drawn carriage ride with the queen. They continue towards Buckingham Palace, waving to the thousands of cheering Britons when suddenly the right rear horse lets out an earth shattering fart.
The Queen turns to trump and says, “Mr. President, please accept my deepest regrets. I am sure you understand there are some things that even a Queen cannot control.”
Trump, responded, “Your Majesty, do not give the matter another thought . . . until you mentioned it, I thought it was one of the horses.”
A version of the story has been repeated involving then-presidents Barack Obama, George H.W. Bush, Bill Clinton and Ronald Reagan.
Now to the category of he who smelt them, dealt them or the one who spread the rumor is the one who laid the boomer. It involves President Biden allegedly farting while meeting with the Duchess of Cornwall in 2021. The unfounded claim came from one anonymous source.
Another supposedly stinky moment involved former Secretary of State John Kerry who is Biden’s representative on climate change matters. During a December meeting in Dubai, Kerry said the U.S. is committed to ending the use of coal. The N.Y. Post reported that Kerry got so hot that he let out a loud one. Becky Anderson, managing editor of CNN Abu Dhabi, allegedly heard the release but kept her cool, bit her tongue and held her nose.
Finally, filed under the theater of the absurd is trump’s latest noxious groveling for campaign donations in the form of trump badges.
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The gold plated badges cost $99.99 each; $199.99 for three; and $299.99 for five.
Can anyone say “trump university?”